I am puke
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Less talking, more tequila
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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