Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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