Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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