My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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