My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian