perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
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