i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dicks are not precious.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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