My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
And then my night got REAL pukey
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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