So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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