He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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