Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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