We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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