Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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