I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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