i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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