we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We had sex on a dog bed..
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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