when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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