You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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