so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college