i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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