is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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