I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
try to milk me bitch
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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