ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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