sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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