I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
Love having children with random chicks
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?