And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex