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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART

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  Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.

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• (949): View more from California

  Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.

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• (315): View more from New York

  In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.

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