guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.