I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Dating After Heartbreak
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
These Images Prove Chrissy Teigen is the Funniest Model Alive
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.