you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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