he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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