You're completely useless in the revolution.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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