i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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