Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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