i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
