Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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