Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
