Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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