all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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