i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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