This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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