I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning