I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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