home. puking in laundry basket.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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