i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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