So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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