My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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