Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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