Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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