I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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