We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Randomize
