did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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