the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Come see our sink grown plant.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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