the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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