please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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