Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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