you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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