you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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