Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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