their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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